The 5 stages of surviving an Assyrian wedding 💃🇦🇸 Step 1️⃣: Wake up early and rush to the salon like it’s the Met Gala. Step 2️⃣: Head to the bride’s house — because the pre-party before the party is mandatory. 🥁 Step 3️⃣: Cry, clap, and record the entire church ceremony like it’s your job. 📸 Step 4️⃣: Dance until your feet forget how to exist. 💃🕺 Step 5️⃣: Pass out fully dressed, makeup still on, earrings missing, and zero regrets. 😵‍💫✨ Assyrian weddings aren’t just events… they’re mar